“Imagine Dragons – Radioactive”

Okay will someone please share a cancer joke with me here…  Lol 😁  just one please it’s funny…. Come on….  What?  To soon…  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜²πŸ˜΅πŸ˜΅πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ I could make you a martini if it would make you feel better, so substitutes shaken not stirred lol 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁  ohhhhh I crack me up. Sorry Internet this is what happens when you leave me alone for to long.. 

B. 2016 

“A life in progress” 

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12 thoughts on ““Imagine Dragons – Radioactive”

  1. You would think I of all people could come up with a joke about cancer, but all I can think is it’s a joke if the Dr s can manipulate people into therapies that have alternatives…the joke is they think we are all stupid!

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  2. You asked, I deliver:

    Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live.

    Patient: But, doc, I can’t pay off my medical bills in six months.

    Doctor: In that case, you have six months more.

    I’ll have that Martini! Hugs, j

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  3. A woman takes her husband to the emergency room. She asks the doctor to check him over. The Doc examines him and says ‘I’m sorry, your husband is dying, he hasn’t got long to live’
    The woman refuses to believe this and asks for a second opinion.
    The Doctor whistles and a Tabby cat walks in, jumps on the table, sniffs all over the guy, looks at the Doc and shakes it’s head and walks out.
    The Doc whistles again and a Chocolate Labrador comes in, walks around the guy on the table, again sniffing, looks at the Doc and shakes it’s head and also walks out.
    The Doc turns to the woman and says, ‘I’m sorry the results are the same I’m afraid’.
    The lady insists on more tests.
    The Doc a bit annoyed by now says to the lady ‘Look, I have examined your husband, we’ve had a Cat scan and a Lab report, there’s nothing else we can do’!

    It’s a bit long, but hope you like it:0)

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  4. okay, here’s 2 things to make you laugh.

    This is a parody song of Weird Al’s Inactive

    Lastly here’s a cancer joke I found online:

    Doctor: Well, we better discuss treatment now for your prostate cancer. I recommend hormone therapy.
    Man: Are there any side-effects?
    Doctor: A few. You will have a loss of potency. You might get some hot flashes. And when lost, you will have an inexplicable urge to ask for directions.

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